Why did the wolf cross the road?
He was chasing the chicken!
How do wolves eat?
They wolf it down!
What do you get when you cross a wolf with a glove?
I don’t know, but I wouldn’t want to shake hands with it!
What kind of snake is good at math?
An adder.
What do you call a mild-mannered snake?
A civil serpent!
Where to snakes go out to eat?
Sssssizzzzler Restaurant!
