Why is it hard to talk to a ram?
Because he keeps on butting in!
What do you call six ducks in a crate?
A box of Quackers!
What is a cat’s favorite color?
Purrrple!
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
I-have-no-eye-deer! (I have no idea!!)
What’s black and white and has wheels?
A giant panda on roller skates!
Why do mother kangaroos hate rainy days?
Because the kids have to play inside!
