Why did the bee take honey to bed?
To have sweet dreams!
Why do spiders spin webs?
No one’s ever taught them to crochet!
Why did the bug cross the road?
Because he wanted to bug somebody!
What has a bottom at the top?
Your legs!
What did the big chimney say to the little chimney ?
You’re too small to smoke!
What is lighter than a feather, but even the strongest man on Earth can’t hold?
Air!
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