A trout asks a shark “what’s cooking?”
The shark replies “YOU!!!”
What did the frog say at the library?
Read it! Read it! Read it!
What do you call a horse that comes out in the night?
A night-mare!
What is grey, has big ears and has a trunk?
A mouse going on vacation!
Jack: Someone said that you look like an owl.
Jill: Who?
Jack: You sound like one too!
What do llamas like to eat?
Llama beans!
