What do cats eat for breakfast?
Mice Krispies!
What do you cook on in a jungle?
: A gorilla (get it….grill-a)!
What do you call Christopher Columbus’ cat?
Christofurry Columbus!
How do you stop a skunk from smelling?
Hold its nose!
How do you catch a squirrel?
Climb the tree and act like a nut!
A trout asks a shark “what’s cooking?”
The shark replies “YOU!!!”
