What is black and white with red polka dots?
It is a zebra with chicken pox!
Why did the baby bear join the Boy Scouts?
Because he wanted to get into the Cub Scouts!
Why shouldn’t you play games with a cheetah?!
Because they cheat!
Why are monkeys so noisy?
They were raised in a zoo!
Where does a sheep go to get a hair cut?
To the baa baa shop!
What did the canary say when its new cage fell apart?
CHEEP! CHEEP!
