What did the otter say when he was swimming in the ocean and saw an oil spill?
I otter get outta here!
What do you call a bull when it is asleep?
A bulldozer.
What is as big as a brachiosaurus and weighs nothing?
His shadow!
Where does a 400 pound gorilla sit?
Anywhere he wants!
What is black and white with red polka dots?
It is a zebra with chicken pox!
Why did the baby bear join the Boy Scouts?
Because he wanted to get into the Cub Scouts!
