What did the duck say to the ballet dancer?
You quance like a duck!
What do you do if a shark is chasing you?
Give it a jaw breaker!
What did the otter say when he was swimming in the ocean and saw an oil spill?
I otter get outta here!
What do you call a bull when it is asleep?
A bulldozer.
What is as big as a brachiosaurus and weighs nothing?
His shadow!
Where does a 400 pound gorilla sit?
Anywhere he wants!
