What do you get when you cross a cat and a parrot?
You get a carrot!
Why do birds fly south in the winter?
Because it’s to far to walk.
Why is your nose always sad?
Because it is always being picked on
Why did the hedgehog cross the road?
Because he wanted to see his flat mate!
How did the jester slay the dragon with his juggling act?
He left the dragon breathless.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To prove he wasn’t a chicken.
