Why do giraffes have such long legs?
Because they don’t like the smell of their feet!
What do you call a duck wearing a hat?
A duck. Ha!
What do you call a skunk that flies?
A smellicopter!
What time is it when an elephant sits on your park bench?
Time to get a new bench!
What do you call a seagull when it flies over the bay?
A bagel.
Why did the bird fly north?
Because it was to far to walk.
