What time is it when an elephant sits on your park bench?
Time to get a new bench!
What do you call a seagull when it flies over the bay?
A bagel.
Why did the bird fly north?
Because it was to far to walk.
Why do birds fly south in the winter?
Because it’s to far to walk.
What do you call a frog with no hind legs?
Unhoppy!!
What is the biggest ant in the world?
A giant! (Gi-Ant)
