What did the bee say to the other bee?
It’s none of your BUZZness!
What do you call a hamster that can pick up an elephant?
Sir!
Why do giraffes have such long legs?
Because they don’t like the smell of their feet!
Why did the rooster cross the road?
To get to the chick across the street!
What do you call a duck wearing a hat?
A duck. Ha!
What do you call a skunk that flies?
A smellicopter!
