Why do giraffes have such long legs?
Because they don’t like the smell of their feet!
Why did the rooster cross the road?
To get to the chick across the street!
What do you call a duck wearing a hat?
A duck. Ha!
What do you call a skunk that flies?
A smellicopter!
What time is it when an elephant sits on your park bench?
Time to get a new bench!
What do you call a seagull when it flies over the bay?
A bagel.
