How do you stop a dog barking in your backyard?
Put it in your front yard!
A duck walks into a bar and asked, “Got any grapes?” The bartender said, “No.” The duck asked him this three more times. The bartender said, “No, and if you ask me again I’ll nail your feet to the floor.” The duck asked, “You got any nails?” The bartender said, “No.”
So the duck asked, “Got any grapes?”
A duck walks into a bar and asked “Got any grapes?” The bartender said “No.” The duck asked him this three more times. The bartender said “No, and if you ask me again I’ll nail your feet to the floor. “The duck asked “You got any nails?” The bartender said “No.”
” So the duck asked “Got any grapes?”
What is a vampire’s favourite bank?
A blood bank!
What did the bee say to the other bee?
It’s none of your BUZZness!
What do you call a hamster that can pick up an elephant?
Sir!
