Why was the toad afraid to park his car?
He was afraid it would get “toad” away!
How do you catch a unique rabbit?
A: “Unique” up on him!
Q2: How do you catch a tame rabbit?
The “tame” way!
How do you make a milkshake?
Give a cow a pogo stick.
Why did the turkey cross the road?
To prove he wasn’t chicken.
Want to hear a dirty joke?
The pig fell in the mud.
Want to hear a clean joke?
The pig was cleaned.
Where do cows go on Saturday night?
To the moo-vies.
