What’s the difference between a bird and a fly?
A bird can fly, but a fly can’t bird!
Why is a man that lost his shoes like a fruit bat?
They’d both like a pear [pair]
Why can’t you tell a secret on a farm?
Because the potatoes have eyes and the corn has ears!
Mr Cashew, Mr Pistachio, what do you think you are?
Nuts!
How do we know that Snow White treats all of her dwarfs equally?
Because, she is the fairest of them all!
What is the best thing about a banana?
Its appeal!
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