Why does it get hot after baseball game?
Because all the fans leave!
Why did the baseball player go to jail?
Because he was caught trying to steal 2nd base!
Why was the toad afraid to park his car?
He was afraid it would get “toad” away!
What do you call a pig that knows karate?
A porkchop.
How do you catch a unique rabbit?
A: “Unique” up on him!
Q2: How do you catch a tame rabbit?
The “tame” way!
How do you make a milkshake?
Give a cow a pogo stick.
