Why did the old man cross the road?
To look at his life from the other side!
What do you get when a sharp rock crosses the road?
A flat tire!
Why did the alligater cross the road?
Because he was following the chicken!
What did one baseball say to the other?
I’m outta here!
Why is it so hot after a baseball game?
Because all the fans leave.
What did the baseball say to the bat?
I am coming to get you!
