Why was the cat afraid to cross the road?
Because he was a scaredy cat!
Why did Captain Hook cross the road?
To get to the second-hand store!
Why did the old man cross the road?
To look at his life from the other side!
What do you get when a sharp rock crosses the road?
A flat tire!
Why did the alligater cross the road?
Because he was following the chicken!
What did one baseball say to the other?
I’m outta here!
