Why did the horse cross the road?
Because it wanted to be the cows NEIGH-bor!
Why did the computer cross the road?
Because the chicken programmed it to.
Why did the bubblegum cross the road?
Because it was stuck to the chicken’s foot.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To prove he wasn’t a chicken.
Why did the bee cross the road?
To buy some beeloney!
Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?
Because he didn’t have any body to go with!
