Why did the chicken cross the road?
To prove he wasn’t a chicken.
Why did the bee cross the road?
To buy some beeloney!
Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?
Because he didn’t have any body to go with!
Why did the cow cross the road?
Because it was MOO-ving!
Why did Harry Potter cross the road?
To get the pot on the other side!
Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in some dirt, and cross the road again?
Because he’s a dirty double-crosser!
