Why did the snail cross the road?
I don’t know he hasn’t got there yet!
Why did the frog cross the road?
He wanted to see his flat mate.
Why did the turkey cross the road?
To prove he wasn’t chicken.
Why wouldn’t the Shepard cross the road?
Because he was sheepish.
Why did the horse cross the road?
Because it wanted to be the cows NEIGH-bor!
Why did the computer cross the road?
Because the chicken programmed it to.
