Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
Because the chicken wasn’t invented yet.
Why did the chicken cross the road twice?
Because he was a double crosser.
Why did A cross the road?
Because a B was right behind her.
Why did the turkey cross the road?
Because it was the chickens day off!
Why doesn’t the dinosaur cross the road anymore?
Because their eggs stink. (They’re extinct. Get it?)
Why wouldn’t the skeleton cross the road?
Because he didn’t have the guts!!!!!
