Why did the turkey cross the road?
Because it was the chickens day off!
Why doesn’t the dinosaur cross the road anymore?
Because their eggs stink. (They’re extinct. Get it?)
Why wouldn’t the skeleton cross the road?
Because he didn’t have the guts!!!!!
Why did the one-handed man cross the road?
To get to the secondhand shop.
Why did the kid cross the playground?
To get to the other slide!
Why did the turtle cross the road?
To get to the Shell station.
