Why should you never tell a secret on a farm?
Because the corn has ears.
Bert asked his friend Ernie if he wanted some ice cream.
Ernie said: “Sherbert!” (Sure Burt)
Where does a hot dog go after it gets straight A’s?
Honor Roll!
What do you call cheese that is not yours?
Nacho cheese! (not your cheese – get it?)
What do you get when you cross fruit with a necklace?
A food chain!
What do you have when 324 blueberries try to get through the same door?
Bluberry jam!
