Why did the skeleton go to the store?
To get some life savers!
Why aren’t ghosts any good at telling lies?
Because you can see right through them!
Who lives in a sand castle?
A sandwitch!
How do you find a princess?
You follow the foot prince (foot prints)!
What begins with T ends with T and is filled with tea?
A tea pot!
Why are there only 18 letters left in the alphabet?
Because E.T. flew off in a U.F.O. and the C.I.A. chased after him.
