There are many castles in the world, but who is strong enough to move one?
Any chess player!
What begins with T ends with T and is filled with tea?
A tea pot!
What word only has three letters, but is longer than dog?
Banana!!!!!!!!!!
Why are there only 18 letters left in the alphabet?
Because E.T. flew off in a U.F.O. and the C.I.A. chased after him.
Fred: There are only 11 letters in the alphabet.
George: No there isn’t.
Fred: Yes there is,
T-H-E-A-L-P-H-A-B-E-T
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11
What letter is always wet?
C! (Sea, get it?)
