There was a family of tomatoes – there was a mom, a dad, and a baby. They were taking a walk. The dad noticed that the baby was slacking behind. The dad walked over to the baby and squashed it. The dad says…
“Ketchup!”
What’s invisible and smells of bananas?
Monkey breath!
What part of a song can you cross?
A bridge!
One day a pony came to the vet. He said he was not feeling good.The vet said,
“You are a little hoarse.”
What’s a dinosaur’s favorite instrument?
Trom-BONE!
What’s black and white and green and black and white?
Two zebras fighting over a pickle!
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