Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?
Because he had no GUTS!!!
WHAT IS A GHOST’S FAVORITE KIND OF GUM?
BOO-BLE GUM!
Why did the skeleton go to the store?
To get some life savers!
Why aren’t ghosts any good at telling lies?
Because you can see right through them!
Who lives in a sand castle?
A sandwitch!
How do you find a princess?
You follow the foot prince (foot prints)!
