What is a ghost’s favorite lunchmeat?
Boologna!
What did the monster say when he introduced himself?
Pleased to eat you!
Why didn’t the ghost go to the party?
Because it had no ‘body’ to go with!
Why did the team have a ghost?
Because they wanted some team spirit!
How do you make a witch itch?
Take away her “w!”
What is a zombie’s favorite kind of street???
A dead end!!!!!!!
