What did the Vampire say after he drank the blood?
Fangs a lot!
What does Count Dracula do when he isn’t drinking blood?
Counting!
What did the mother ghost say to her son when they went into a car?
Put on your sheet belt!
What is a ghost’s favorite lunchmeat?
Boologna!
What did the monster say when he introduced himself?
Pleased to eat you!
Why didn’t the ghost go to the party?
Because it had no ‘body’ to go with!
