Why are ghosts at their loudest in the summer?
Because they are on their howlidays!
What is a mummies favorite music?
Wrap music!
What did King Tut say when he was afraid?
I want my mummy!
What did the Vampire say after he drank the blood?
Fangs a lot!
What does Count Dracula do when he isn’t drinking blood?
Counting!
What did the mother ghost say to her son when they went into a car?
Put on your sheet belt!
