Where do ghosts swim on holiday?
In the Dead Sea!
What did the skeleton say when he finished eating?
Bone appetite!
What do ghosts like to eat?
Spooogetti!
Why are ghosts at their loudest in the summer?
Because they are on their howlidays!
What is a mummies favorite music?
Wrap music!
What did King Tut say when he was afraid?
I want my mummy!
