What will a rock genie do when you tell it your wish?
It’ll granite! (It’ll grant it!)
What’s in a rock’s sandbox?
A Sandstone.
What is a rock’s favorite ice cream?
Rocky Road!
What are big rocks afraid of?
STONE carvers!
What’s a rock teachers name to her students?
Mrs. Rocky!
What do you get when you cross a rock with some wheels?
Rock and Roll.
