Why did the skeleton go to the party alone?
Because he had no body to go with.
Why didn’t the ghost cross the road?
He didn’t have the guts.
Why did the skeleton cross the road?
Because he wanted to go to the body shop.
How do you fix a broken pumpkin?
With a pumpkin patch!
Why don’t skeletons play in church?
Because they don’t have any organs!
Why did the skeleton cross the road?
To get to the body shop.
