Why did the skeleton cross the road?
To get to the body shop.
Why do witches use brooms?
Because the vacuum cord was too short!
Why did the ghost go to Wal-mart?
To get more sheets!
Where do ghosts swim on holiday?
In the Dead Sea!
What did the skeleton say when he finished eating?
Bone appetite!
What do ghosts like to eat?
Spooogetti!
