Why did the skeleton cross the road?
Because he wanted to go to the body shop.
How do you fix a broken pumpkin?
With a pumpkin patch!
Why don’t skeletons play in church?
Because they don’t have any organs!
Why did the skeleton cross the road?
To get to the body shop.
Why do witches use brooms?
Because the vacuum cord was too short!
Why did the ghost go to Wal-mart?
To get more sheets!
