When did Great-Grandpa rock live?
In the Stone Ages!
What is a ghost’s favorite food?
Booberry pie!
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
Frostbite!
Why did the ghost have a band-aid?
It had a boo boo !!
Why did the skeleton go to the party alone?
Because he had no body to go with.
Why didn’t the ghost cross the road?
He didn’t have the guts.
