Can Saturn take a bath?
Yes, but it might leave a ring!
What are alien’s favorite food?
Human beans!
Why is the moon like a dollar?
Because it has four quarters!
I don’t understand these complaints about the postal service. Time was, you could put a two-cent stamp on a letter and mail it, and it would arrive at its destination in two days. Now you put a thirty-three cent stamp on a letter and it can take four to five weeks to arrive.
Still only a penny a day!
I figured out why mailing a letter costs so much.
If you look at how long it takes to deliver the letter, they have to charge for storage.
Why was the stamp neon orange?
Because it wanted to stick out!
