What do you call a moon that’s just eaten a big lunch?
A full moon!
Is there life on Mars?
I can’t see any on my chocolate bar!
What do astronauts eat off of?
Flying saucers!
Can Saturn take a bath?
Yes, but it might leave a ring!
What are alien’s favorite food?
Human beans!
Why is the moon like a dollar?
Because it has four quarters!
