What does Dracula call Thanksgiving?
Fangs-giving.
Why did the turkey play the drums in his band?
Because he already had drum sticks!
Who is not hungry at Thanksgiving?
The turkey because he’s already stuffed!
What do you call a moon that’s just eaten a big lunch?
A full moon!
Is there life on Mars?
I can’t see any on my chocolate bar!
What do astronauts eat off of?
Flying saucers!
