What’s black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and so on?
101 Dalmatians!
Why did the cookie go to the doctor?
Because it felt crumby!
What is a bee’s favorite snack?
Sting cheese!
A pair of curtains goes to the Doctors and says:
“Doctor Doctor, i’m falling apart”
The doctor then replies…
“Well, pull yourself together!”
What do you get when you cross a hitchhiker with poison ivy?
An itch-hiker!
Doctor! Doctor! I have started seeing into the future!
When did this start M’lad?
Next Tuesday doctor!
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