What sound does a space turkey make?
Hubble, Hubble, Hubble.
What did the widowed mother turkey say to her disobedient children?
If your father could see you now, he’d turn over in his gravy!
What key has legs and can’t open doors?
A turkey.
How do you keep a turkey in suspense?
I’ll let you know next week.
If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?
Pilgrims!
Why do pilgrims pants keep falling down?
Because their belt buckles are on their hats!
