How do you keep a turkey in suspense?
I’ll let you know next week.
If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?
Pilgrims!
Why do pilgrims pants keep falling down?
Because their belt buckles are on their hats!
What does Dracula call Thanksgiving?
Fangs-giving.
Why did the turkey play the drums in his band?
Because he already had drum sticks!
Who is not hungry at Thanksgiving?
The turkey because he’s already stuffed!
