What do two oceans do when they meet?
Nothing, they just wave!
How can you tell the ocean is friendly?
Because it waves!
Why did the student drown?
Because his grades were below sea level!
What sound does a space turkey make?
Hubble, Hubble, Hubble.
What did the widowed mother turkey say to her disobedient children?
If your father could see you now, he’d turn over in his gravy!
What key has legs and can’t open doors?
A turkey.
