What did the termite say when he saw that his friends had completely eaten a chair?
“Wooden you know it!”
What do you call a boy mermaid?
A merdude!
What do you call a witch that lives on the beach?
A sandwitch!
Why can’t the ocean get a good night’s sleep?
It has lobsters in its bed!
What day do fish hate?
Fry-day!
What do you call a fish without an eye?
Fsshhhhh!
