Why can’t the ocean get a good night’s sleep?
It has lobsters in its bed!
Clean, funny jokes submitted by children around the world.
From Bill, age 9, New York
Why can’t the ocean get a good night’s sleep?
From a 10-year old, Washington
What day do fish hate?
From Kamen, age 9, Canada
What do you call a fish without an eye?
From Nicholas, age 10, Indiana, USA
Why do fish swim in salt water?
From Jasmine, age 7, Canada
What do whales put on their toast in the morning?
From Sarah, age 10, Canada
Where do you take a sick boat?
9647 clean kids jokes, and growing every day! JokesByKids.com is published by me, Barbara J. Feldman: mom, wife, syndicated columnist, and founder of Surfnetkids.com.
Jokes By Kids is now also available as free app.
Comments and questions are welcome at ReplyToBarbara.com