What happened when Romeo monster meet Juliet monster?
It was love at first fright!
What did the broom say to the vacuum?
I wish people would stop pushing us around!
What did the blanket say to the bed?
Gotcha covered!
What has a head, a tail but no body?
A coin!
Why did the computer need glasses?
To improve his web sight!
What do you do for a living?
I make money.
Yes, but what do you do to make money?
I make money.
You’re not making sense.
Oh, yes, I make cents. Also, dimes and nickels.
Aha! You work at the mint! You make money!
Well, yes! Did you think I’d work for free?
