What kind of band does a wife have?
A husband!
What happened when Romeo monster meet Juliet monster?
It was love at first fright!
What did the broom say to the vacuum?
I wish people would stop pushing us around!
What did the blanket say to the bed?
Gotcha covered!
What has a head, a tail but no body?
A coin!
Why did the computer need glasses?
To improve his web sight!
