What has a head, a tail but no body?
A coin!
Why did the computer need glasses?
To improve his web sight!
What do you do for a living?
I make money.
Yes, but what do you do to make money?
I make money.
You’re not making sense.
Oh, yes, I make cents. Also, dimes and nickels.
Aha! You work at the mint! You make money!
Well, yes! Did you think I’d work for free?
What did the termite say when he saw that his friends had completely eaten a chair?
“Wooden you know it!”
What do you call a boy mermaid?
A merdude!
What do you call a witch that lives on the beach?
A sandwitch!
