One scientist said to another scientist, “We discovered the exercise that helps kill germs”.
The other scientist said, “Yeah, but how in the world are we going to get germs to exercise”?
Sarah: I haven’t slept in days.
Eryn: Aren’t you tired?
Sarah: No, I sleep at night!
Where do snowmen go to dance?
The snowball!
Which Greek god is famous for writing rhyming books for children?
Dr. ZEUS!
Pearl: When the clock struck 12 last night, I said to myself, “Pearl, everything is coming your way!”
Earl: That’s a great way to start the New Year! What did you do after that?
Pearl: I quickly pulled into the correct lane!
Can a widowers husband marry his wife?
No, he is dead!
