Why did the man take a pencil to bed?
To draw the curtains!
What do you get when you cross a genius with a tree?
Albert Pine-stein!
What do you get when you mix all the colors together?
A rainbow!
One scientist said to another scientist, “We discovered the exercise that helps kill germs”.
The other scientist said, “Yeah, but how in the world are we going to get germs to exercise”?
Sarah: I haven’t slept in days.
Eryn: Aren’t you tired?
Sarah: No, I sleep at night!
Where do snowmen go to dance?
The snowball!
