Did you hear about the fire at the circus?
The flames were intense (in tents)!
Why does a traffic light turn red?
Wouldn’t you if you had to change in front of everybody!
How do you know the history teacher is popular?
Because he has so many dates!
Why did the man take a pencil to bed?
To draw the curtains!
What do you get when you cross a genius with a tree?
Albert Pine-stein!
What do you get when you mix all the colors together?
A rainbow!
