A man was driving down the highway and he was pulled over by a policeman. The policeman said “You were driving 85 miles per hour”.
“Don’t be ridiculous” the man said, “I’ve only been driving twenty minutes”!
How do you get Pikachu on a bus?
You Poke’mon!
Why is the human body like a jail?
It’s made of cells!
What would a “Klingon” do when he fell of a cliff?
If he saw a branch, he would klingon tight!
Why do you always have to go to bed?
Because the bed won’t come to you!
Why did the class clown spend the whole night crawling around the playground?
Because he lost his marbles.
