Why did the policeman have a blanket over himself?
He was working undercover!
What’s black, white and red all over?
A newspaper!
How much does a pirate pay to get his ears pierced?
A buccaneer!!
What happened to jigglypuff when it said its own name?
It jiggled!
A man was driving down the highway and he was pulled over by a policeman. The policeman said “You were driving 85 miles per hour”.
“Don’t be ridiculous” the man said, “I’ve only been driving twenty minutes”!
How do you get Pikachu on a bus?
You Poke’mon!