What did one candle say to the other?
Are you going out tonight!
What does Santa say to his elves in the garden?
Ho! Ho! Ho! (Hoe!)
What is a rock’s favorite sweet?
Rock Candy!!!
What underwear does a mermaid wear?
Alge bra!!!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Boo!
Boo Who?
Why are you crying?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ketchup.
Ketchup who?
Do you need to ketchup on your homework?
