What did one wall say to the other wall?
Meet you at the corner!
Why did the football couch go to the bank?
Because he wanted to get his quarter back!
Who can jump higher then a skyscraper?
Nobody, because skyscrapers can’t jump!
What did the doctor say to the mother who entered the doctor’s office yelling:
“Doctor! Doctor! My baby swallowed a roll of film! What should I do?”
“Hmmm! Let’s hope nothing develops!”
What did the plug say to the wall?
Sock it to me baby!
Why did the policeman have a blanket over himself?
He was working undercover!
