What did the dancer do when she hurt her foot?
She called a toe truck.
Why was the ball dribbling?
You’d dribble too if your head was bouncing off the floor!!
How do you get a Kleenex to dance?
Put a little boogie in it!
What did one wall say to the other wall?
Meet you at the corner!
Why did the football couch go to the bank?
Because he wanted to get his quarter back!
Who can jump higher then a skyscraper?
Nobody, because skyscrapers can’t jump!
