What do you call a wizard that doesn’t want to be late?
Hurry Potter!
What do you call a line of waiting Barbies?
A Barbie queue.
Why do people sit on chairs?
Because they are chairful!
Why did Silly Billy sit on a clock?
Because he wanted to be on time!
What can run but can’t walk?
A drop of water.
When is a door not a door?
When its a’jar.
