Why did Silly Billy sit on a clock?
Because he wanted to be on time!
What can run but can’t walk?
A drop of water.
When is a door not a door?
When its a’jar.
There were a nickel and a dime rolling on a bridge. The nickel fell off. Why?
Because the dime had more sense! (cents! hahaha!!!)
Why did the man throw the clock out the window?
Because he wanted to see time fly.
