What is a tree’s least favorite month?
SepTEMBER!!!
What is round as a biscuit and deep as a cup and not even the Alantic can fill it up?
A tea strainer.
What did the 3-legged dog say as he came into the saloon?
“I’ve come for the man who shot my paw!”
Why did the possum cross the road?
To show the chicken how it’s done!
Why did the math book go to the doctor?
Because he had problems!!
Once there was two nuts.One nut was the mother nut and the other nut was the kid nut.
A human came along and planted the two nuts.
Five years later the kid said to his mom
“GEE IM A TREE!!!!!” (Gee=GE IM=om A=e TREE=try)
=Geometry!!!!
“GEE IM A TREE!!!!!” (Gee=GE IM=om A=e TREE=try)
=Geometry!!!!
