Why did the cow cross the road?
So he could go the the MOO-vies!
Why did 7 ran away from 8?
Because 7,8,9
What is a tree’s least favorite month?
SepTEMBER!!!
What is round as a biscuit and deep as a cup and not even the Alantic can fill it up?
A tea strainer.
What did the 3-legged dog say as he came into the saloon?
“I’ve come for the man who shot my paw!”
Why did the possum cross the road?
To show the chicken how it’s done!
