Why did the dog eat fertilizer?
To grow up!!!
Leanne: How many letters are there in the alphabet?
Aidan: 26
Leanne: No, there’s 25.
Aidan: Why?
Because an angel flew down and said Noel! (No L)
What did one candle say to the other?
Are you going out tonight!
What does Santa say to his elves in the garden?
Ho! Ho! Ho! (Hoe!)
What is a rock’s favorite sweet?
Rock Candy!!!
What underwear does a mermaid wear?
Alge bra!!!
