What does Santa say to his elves in the garden?
Ho! Ho! Ho! (Hoe!)
What is a rock’s favorite sweet?
Rock Candy!!!
What underwear does a mermaid wear?
Alge bra!!!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Boo!
Boo Who?
Why are you crying?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ketchup.
Ketchup who?
Do you need to ketchup on your homework?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there ?
Wooden shoe.
Wooden shoe who?
Wouldn’t you like to know!!!
