Knock, knock.
Who’ there?
Snow.
Snow who?
Snowbody but me!!!
What did the bull do to the cow?
He bullied it because it was a cow-ard!!!
Knock, knock.
Whose there?
Boo.
Boo Who?
Why are you so sad? It’s only a joke!!
Why did the dog eat fertilizer?
To grow up!!!
Leanne: How many letters are there in the alphabet?
Aidan: 26
Leanne: No, there’s 25.
Aidan: Why?
Because an angel flew down and said Noel! (No L)
What did one candle say to the other?
Are you going out tonight!
