If a rooster lays an egg, which way would it fall, to the left or to the right?
Roosters don’t lay eggs so the eggs wouldn’t fall to the left or the right.
What are the colors of the flag?
Red, white and blue.
No, “and” is not a color.
What did Tenna-see? (Tennessee)
The same thing Arkan-saw! (Arkansas)
Why did Tigger look in the toilet?
He was trying to find Pooh!!!
Knock, knock.
Who’ there?
Snow.
Snow who?
Snowbody but me!!!
What did the bull do to the cow?
He bullied it because it was a cow-ard!!!
