Why did the stupid racer stop 20 times durirng the race?
To ask for directions !! (get it the track is round)
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Willya.
Willya who?
Will ya open up?
If a rooster lays an egg, which way would it fall, to the left or to the right?
Roosters don’t lay eggs so the eggs wouldn’t fall to the left or the right.
What are the colors of the flag?
Red, white and blue.
No, “and” is not a color.
What did Tenna-see? (Tennessee)
The same thing Arkan-saw! (Arkansas)
Why did Tigger look in the toilet?
He was trying to find Pooh!!!
