Why do dogs stay in the shade?
Because if they stay in the sun they would become “hot dogs”!
Why did the dog chase after the skeleton?
He wanted a large bone!
Why can’t a Dalmatian puppy hide from her mom?
Because he’s already been spotted!
Why did the dog chew his paw?
To get to the bone!
How does a dog stop a VCR?
He presses the “paws” button!
What was the tallest mountain before Mt. Everest was discovered?
Mt. Everest. It just wasn’t discovered yet!
