Why did the dog chew his paw?
To get to the bone!
How does a dog stop a VCR?
He presses the “paws” button!
What was the tallest mountain before Mt. Everest was discovered?
Mt. Everest. It just wasn’t discovered yet!
What is a polygon?
A dead parrot!!!
What do you get when you add the circumference of a pumpkin and its diameter?
Pumpkin pi!!!!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Butter.
Butter who?
You butter stop it! (better)
