What do you call a dog called Bob?
Bob!
Where do you put your dog when you bring him downtown?
In a barking lot!!!
What did the dog pick up at the counter?
A hot-dog!
Why do dogs stay in the shade?
Because if they stay in the sun they would become “hot dogs”!
Why did the dog chase after the skeleton?
He wanted a large bone!
Why can’t a Dalmatian puppy hide from her mom?
Because he’s already been spotted!
