Why did the chicken go to the bank?
It wanted to get some Buck, Buck Bucks!!!
What did the boy snake say to the girl snake?
“How about one quick hiss?”
Why are parties on the moon boring?
Because there’s no atmosphere!
Where would you find a cat with no legs?
Exactly where you left it!!!
What’s green and sings?
Elvis Parsley!!
What did the little grape say when they crushed it?
Not much. It just gave a little whine.
