What did the grape say after it was squashed?
Nothing. It just gave a little whine. (wine)
What’s invisible and smells like bananas?
Monkey fart!
There was once a man who loved to play golf. His wife said “Don’t go golfing today, honey! There is going to be a lightning storm!”
“I’ve done this for thirty-five years, and I know how to golf in the rain.” So he left and met a friend there named George.
When he got home, his wife said “How was golf?”
He said, “Oh, it was fine. George got hit by lightning.”
“What did you do then?”
“Oh, it was ‘hit the ball and drag George, hit the ball and drag George!”
I must be peanut butter because….
I make you so jelly!!!!!
What did one elevator say to the other elevator???
I think i’m coming down with something…
What do you call a happy frog?
Hoppy!
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