What do you call cheese that’s not yours?
Nacho Cheese (Not your cheese)
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Abby.
Abby who?
Abby birthday to you!!!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Amos.
Amos who?
Amosquito bit me!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Andy.
Andy who?
Andy bit me again!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Lion!
Lion who?
Lion on your doorstep, open up!!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cash!
Cash who?
Cash me if you can!!!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
B-4!
B-4 who?
B-4 I freeze to death, please open this door!!