When is the cheapest time to call someone long distance?
When they are not HOME!
What do sharks eat for dinner?
Fish and ships!!!
Why was Cinderella bad at softball?
Because she ran away from the ball!!!
What do you call cheese that’s not yours?
Nacho Cheese (Not your cheese)
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Abby.
Abby who?
Abby birthday to you!!!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Amos.
Amos who?
Amosquito bit me!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Andy.
Andy who?
Andy bit me again!
